🚨💸 BREAKING: Fundamental Research Labs gets a fat $33 MILLION boost! 💰💰 Who needs a gaming rig when you can just throw cash like a confetti cannon? 🎉🎊 So, *once* known as Altera (RIP those name points 🪦) and now flexing with the chic new title "Fundamental Research Labs"—because why not? 🤷‍♂️ They’re diving headfirst into the AI universe like they’re trying to find the ultimate cheat code for capitalism! 🤖🔑 We're talking bots that not only play Minecraft 🏰 (because obviously, that’s what people need) but also manage your stocks while simultaneously ordering avocado toast! 🥑📈 Imagine the possibilities: "Hey AI, can you crush this Minecraft enemy while I go make bad decisions in the stock market?" 💀💔 Meanwhile, Stripe's Patrick Collison is throwing dollars around like he's funding a new superhero film instead of, you know, response times. But here’s the tea ☕️: their “AI agents” could be anything from a virtual therapist to a digital waiter who judges your life choices. 🤔🍽️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We have a games team and a prosumer team… but honestly, we just wanted to play Minecraft with cooler graphics.” 🔥🤡 Buckle up, fam! In five years, we’ll ALL be living inside the Minecraft blockchain, serving digital lattes to our virtual overlords. #MemeChaos🚀💥