🚨BREAKING: Dune? More like DOOM! Funcom's laying off staff and closing studios faster than I can chug a gallon of coffee during crunch time! ☕💀 The geniuses at Funcom, fresh off their *“fastest-selling game ever”* flex with Dune: Awakening (aka the one where you pretend you can survive in a desert but can’t even survive a Monday morning), have decided to play musical chairs with their workforce. 🎶💼 *Leaked developer quote*: “We thought we were building a sandcastle, but it turns out we were just digging our own graves.” 😱 They sold a million copies in less than two weeks — 🤯💰 but now they're restructuring 'cause nothing screams "stability" like laying off your entire team while planning a "major console release" next year. Sounds like you're just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks! 🍝🙃 In true survival game fashion, they went from "we're all about that 32-year legacy" to "sorry, corporate overlords need more cash" faster than a Dune sandworm on a caffeine high. Remember folks, this is fine! 🔥☕ (drake pointing 'no thank you' at stability) **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: In a matter of weeks, they’ll announce a *survival mode* for employees where you dodge layoffs while trying to find the office microwave. 🌌🔥💻 Stay tuned, it’s gonna get wild! #DoomedToFail #FuncomFrenzy