🚨📉 BREAKING NEWS: Zillow and Redfin Caught in a $100 Million Chicanery Bedazzle! 💰💔💸 Yo, fam, grab your popcorn 🍿 because the FTC 🚔 just dropped the meme bomb on Zillow 💀, calling them out for some straight-up *shady business practices*. Apparently, Zillow slid into Redfin's DMs like, “Hey, how about $100 million to choke out the competition? 😏💵” and Redfin was like, “Bet!” 🤝💸 📜 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Listen, we weren't trying to collude, we were just having a casual ‘business dinner’ 💅, you know? No cap!” - A Zillow Dev, probably. Now they're facing a lawsuit saying this is worse than a noob trying to play Dark Souls on the first try. 🤦‍♂️🔥 It’s like watching *this is fine* while the housing market goes up in flames! 🔥✨ FTC is saying this *alleged* alliance is gonna jack up prices and ruin the turf for everyone looking for rentals 🏠. So basically, we’re all just here tuning in while these tech giants fight like two cats in a bag, am I right? 😼💥 **Unhinged Prediction**: I fully expect Zillow to start selling virtual homes in the metaverse next, just to flex on Redfin. 🚀💥 So get your crypto wallets ready, we’re about to see more plots than a telenovela! 🌌👀