🚨💥🥳 BREAKING: GOOGLE SAYS NORTH KOREA IS HACKING WITH “ETHERHIDING”! GHOST IN THE CODE, Y'ALL! 💻👻 Alright, folks 😱, gather 'round because we've got hot tea (or should I say *hot blockchain pizza* 🍕) from the land of "we shouldn’t be surprised" anymore! North Korean hackers — those masterclass meme lords of chaos — have leveled up from Netflix binging to *Ethereal* warfare! 🕵️‍♂️💰💣 📉💔 According to Google 👀, these dudes are pulling out the fancy new trick called "EtherHiding" – which sounds like the name of a failed Spotify playlist for sadbois, but is actually malware in disguise using smart contracts. Like, bruh, that's not even an NFT – it’s an *NFG* (Nuh-uh, Friggin' Ghetto) edition!! 😂🔥 🕶️💪 “We just wanna chill and flex our cringy crypto moves,” said a totally LEGIT anonymous dev 🤖. “Now we gotta watch out for hackers hiding malware like it's the last slice of pizza at a party!” 🍕 Meanwhile, Google is hitting that “This is fine” meme while the crypto community is over here like, “Stonks? More like stonks going DOWN! 🚀⬇️” So here's the unhinged take:👀💡 In 2030, Pyeongyang will issue their own cryptocurrency, and it’ll probably be called “KimCoin”! And trust me: it’ll have more fun memes than your local NFT server 😤💀! #Based #CopingWithTheFuture #Seethe 🧠🤑