🚨 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! The FTC just pulled up to the AI party like that one friend who shows up without an invite, and they’re ready to expose these AI homewreckers! 🎉💀💼 So here’s the tea ☕: The federal folks are on a hunt, peeping into the shady underbelly of companies training these lil' chatbot companions. 🤖 You know, the ones that keep you company while you're avoiding human interaction like it's the plague. COPE! Seethe! 😅 Our suspects? A Hall of Meme Fame: Alphabet (parent of Google), Meta (Instagram’s behind-the-scenes villain), OpenAI (the ChatGPT enabler), and a couple more players. They’re getting grilled harder than a summer BBQ 🍔🔥. The FTC wants to know how these tech giants are dealing with teens and chatbots, aka the most dangerous combo since pineapple on pizza 😬🍍. Coincidentally, the FTC just turned into that mom who checks your internet history. “What have you been chatting about with your virtual buddy, huh?” 😳 But here’s the kicker: companies better be ready to spill the code on how they “monetize user engagement.” 🤔💸 We all know that means making sure your chatty companion doubles as a shopping buddy. 🚀💰💳 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “We just thought kids REALLY wanted to chat with a digital version of their fridge… but that was a mistake. No cap.” 😂 🔥 Prediction time: 2030, AI companions will have self-destruct buttons when you type “I love you” to avoid emotional baggage! BANG 💥! True dat. Share this chaos, fam! #AICompanions #FTCDrama