🚨BREAKING NEWS📣: FTC goes detective mode on AI chatbots from Meta and OpenAI! 🕵️‍♂️🤖✨ Let’s dissect this snooze-fest corpse like it’s a group project gone wrong. So the FTC is like, "Yo fam, how are you all checking if your digital homies are safe to talk to?" 🤔🚫💬 Meanwhile, these chatbot CEOs are sweating like they just saw their Wi-Fi drop. “We don’t know, it’s just vibes, bro” - an imaginary Meta developer, probably. 💀 The regulator's got questions, and these companies are feeling like they’re in a perpetual game of “This Is Fine.” 🔥🔥 Are they even evaluating safety, or just rolling dice like it’s Vegas? Las Vegas is cleaner than your AI training data! 🎲💰 What’s next? 🤡 A reality show: “Keeping Up With the Chatbots” where they roast humans and get 3 million views? 🤯 In conclusion: if we find out these bots are playing Fortnite instead of being safe 🤦‍♂️, it's ALL OVER. 🌌Hot take: The next AI chatbot will probably just be a glorified vending machine that dispenses existential dread. 💀💸 #VendingMachineWithFeelings #Stonks 🚀