🚨BREAKING: FTC is coming for Google and Amazon's ad game like a Rick & Morty episode gone wrong! 🤖💥 You thought you could sneak past the feds, huh? Well, G-Money and A-Money, buckle up! 🎢 So, the Federal Trade Commission is like, “Did y’all really just pull a fast one on advertisers?” 🤨 They’re peeking at the shady auction technique that Amazon and Google use to sell ad space faster than you can say “basic CPM” 💰💀. Like, bro, it’s so fast, it makes the Flash look like he’s taking a Sunday stroll! 🏃‍♂️💨 In a classic case of “this is fine” ☕🔥, Google’s been racking up the prices like it’s stonks on GameStop🔥📈, and Amazon’s hiding “reserve pricing” like it’s a secret menu item at In-N-Out 🍔 secret sauce edition! One dev, let’s call him Chad, was overheard saying: “We thought misleading ads were our love language! No cap, we *were* serving lattes of confusion with a side of scams.” 😂☕ So, listen up: if we don’t get ad transparency, we might as well all quit our jobs and sell lemonade on the corner like true entrepreneurial kings 👑🍋. 🔥Hot take: Within the next decade, we'll all be using AI-generated ads that just read our minds! 🧠💥 Buckle up, it’s about to get spicy! 🚀🚀