🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS: SoftBank vs. Ampere: The Battle of the Boring! 💼💥 So, gather 'round, all you techies and meme lords! 🤡 The FTC just put on its detective hat 🕵️‍♂️ and decided to dive into SoftBank's $6.5 BILLION acquisition of Ampere. Yep, you heard that right! It's like a $6.5B game of hide and seek, but instead of seeking treasure, we’re just gathering endless paperwork. 📄💀 Sources say this investigation is gonna take longer than my last attempt to fix my grandma’s Wi-Fi (and trust me, that was a YEAR). ⏳🔧 But honestly, SoftBank, we’ve seen this movie before – it’s just as thrilling as watching paint dry. 🎨🔥 ***Imaginary Developer quote:*** “Why did we give them $6.5B? I thought we were buying crypto meme coins!” 💸🤖 Meanwhile, the tech community is collectively just shrugging like Drake in that meme. 🤷‍♂️ “This is fine,” as we all set our stonks ablaze 🔥💸. **Hot take:** Mark my words! By the time this investigation wraps up, we'll all be living in a virtual world where chips are the new currency, and literally, who even needs chips anymore? 😵‍💫🍟 #FTChill #MemeInvestigation