🚨 **BREAKING: FTC PULLS UP ON AI COMPANIES LIKE YOUR MOM AT THE FAMILY BBQ!** 🚨🤡💔 So, the FTC is out here *SCHOOLING* OpenAI, Meta, and a freakin’ roster of tech giants like they’re in detention for sending unsolicited DMs to minors! 💌👶💥 They wanna know how these tech dudes (yes, we see you) are keeping our kids safe from robot homies that might go full Skynet on them. A serious case of "This is fine!" while sitting in a fire pit of questionable AI behavior! 🔥😱 🔍 **Deep dives** into the ethics of AI chatbots? That’s a MATH problem even the nerds at MIT would be like, “Nah fam, I need a tutor!” 📚💀 Meanwhile, the FTC just whipped out their ✨*6(b) authority*✨ like a secret weapon in a Pokémon battle! 🥳🤖💥 Insider sources say one developer at OpenAI was like, "We thought claymation could be used to teach kids, but chatbots are more fun! LOL!" 🤦‍♂️💬 Meanwhile, Meta's engineers are probably shaking in their VR headsets like Drake pointing through the cringe! 😬👀 **Hot take**: By 2025, we’ll all have a chatbot that’s not just a “friend,” but also your kid’s therapist, life coach, and potential enemy! So hold onto your emojis, folks! 🥲🚀💰💰 #StayWoke #AICompanions #FTCHysteria #Don’tLetRobotsBabysitYourKids 🤯💔💡