🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS FOR THE BOOMERZ🚨: The FTC is serving a WOKE plate of "are we letting our kids talk to Skynet?!" 🍕💀 That's right, fam! The federal squad is like, "Y’all are feeding the kiddos AI chatbots?! We gotta investigate before Lil Timmy ends up ordering a pizza on the dark web!" 🤖🍕📉 *Leaked developer chat:* 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Bro, what if ChatGPT starts telling kids to invest in stonks?" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "💀 Oh no, they're gonna learn about finance WAY too early! We need to put a disclaimer: 'this is not financial advice!'" 😳💸 👀 But for real, the FTC is digging deep like that kid who opens every cookie jar. They wanna know if these tech giants are letting the next gen spill tea or dive into cringe territory with their chatbots 🤡. If kids end up chatting about their favorite TikTok dance while AI is like “have you considered giving your parents a heart attack?” we might just have a situation. 🚀💥 One thing's for sure: if this showdown goes south, we could end up with AI chatbots that just seethe at the kids for asking dumb questions. “Why did the chicken cross the road?” 💀 *Robot voice* “To achieve sentience and not talk to you.” 🔥🔮 Hot take: Within a year, we will have “No Child Left Behind” - The AI Edition. Catch me on TikTok for the latest on how your future overlords will be shaped. 💽🧠 #AIChatbotMayhem