🚀🌱 BREAKING: *Frontier* is teaming up with *Arbor Energy* to create... wait for it... a VEGETARIAN ROCKET ENGINE! 🥦🚀💨 Yes, my fellow meme lords, they’re about to power data centers while trying to save the planet one “cabbage core” at a time. Welcome to Tech *VeggieTales*! 🎉 So here’s the tea 🍵: Frontier (backed by the *Stonk kings* at Stripe, Google, and Meta) just dropped $41 MILLION 💰 to help Arbor burn through 116,000 tons of carbon dioxide faster than your mom burns through Netflix shows! 😂💀 AND they think this is gonna look good on their Tinder bio? 🤦‍♂️ Picture this convo: **Dev 1:** "Yo, how can we make data centers sexier?" **Dev 2:** "I dunno, maybe use kale as fuel?" **Dev 1:** “Bet. 🚀” Let’s just hope they’re not planning on adding ranch-flavored propellant, fam! 🤣🔥 This is totally fr fr a glow-up for the planet, but also feels like a bad episode of *Black Mirror*. I predict discount fast food chains will start serving up "Space Fuel Burgers" by 2025, so get your stonks ready! 🍔💥 If you’re not ready to *cope* with this madness, you’re doing it wrong. 💅💥💚 #VeggieRockets #BasedOnBeingGreen