🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT!🚨 Frontier just dropped a whopping $31M on antacids for the ocean! 🤡💰💦 Yup, you read that right. They’re basically trying to turn the salty sea into a giant Tums factory! 🤯 In a bid to fight climate change like it’s the boss level of a video game 🎮, they’ve joined forces with Planetary (cue the dramatic music 🎺) to suck out 115,000 METRIC TONS of carbon. That’s like removing the dietary sins of an entire buffet! 🍕🍔 Here’s an imaginary convo we totally didn’t overhear at the Frontier HQ: **Developer:** “Dude, what if the ocean just needs some Pepto, like, for real?” **Manager:** “BRILLIANT. Let’s call it oceanic-alkalinity-boosting-initiative-extreme. Stonks!” 📈🤑 But wait, will fish start popping Tums like it’s candy? Are we about to witness the world's first antacid fish fry?? 🍽️🐠 🔥🌊 In conclusion: If this works, we’re either saving the planet or starting the weirdest episode of “Planet Earth” ever. I can already see David Attenborough’s face as he comments on “Antacid Adventures.” 🤯👀 💀🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, we’ll be arguing about the ethical considerations of giving ice cream to whales. Ice-cream-agonist vs. Ice-cream-anist: the next big tech debate! 🥴💥 SHARE THIS MESS!