🎉🔥 SPILL THE TEA: Obsidian’s CEO went from STAN to ✨SUPERSTAR✨ 🚀💰 Gather 'round, tech tribe! 🤡💀 Did you hear about Steph Ango? The ultimate glow-up from obsessed fan to CEO of Obsidian—a note-taking app on that galaxy brain level! 💥📚 No cap, that’s like going from peasant to king in the land of productivity *faster than a TikTok trend!* So, imagine this convo: **Random Developer**: “Steph, you’re the head honcho NOW? What are you drinking?” **Steph**: “Just a potion of personal knowledge management and a dash of *please-no-more-slack-channels*.” 🍄👀 Obsidian is like Notion’s cooler, artsy cousin who wears a beret and plays the banjo at family gatherings. 🎨✨ It's not just *another* app for organizing your life—it's where your info dreams become a reality, or at least a LOL-worthy meme. 🤳💁‍♂️ But WAIT! This is just the tip of the iceberg 🥴—if they keep this up, they’ll become the Bitcoin of note-taking! 📈💎 When asked if they’ll add *telepathy* as a feature, a “leaked” insider said, “Honestly? Cope and seethe. We’re working on it.” 🤖🔥 🔥HERES THE HOT TAKE: In 2024, we’ll be using apps that directly download info into our brains—just remember to give credit to Obsidian for that leap! 😎💥 Share this and manifest your note-taking glow-up ASAP! 📣✨💌