🎙️🔮 Brace yourselves, tech fam, 'cause Friend just dropped a $129 AI necklace that listens to your every *breath* 👀💬—like we weren’t already drowning in tech anxiety! This thing is basically a wearable Big Brother, and it’s in the subway snatching your secrets like it’s Black Friday! 💸🔪 And let’s talk about that $1M ad campaign that decided to carpet-bomb NYC with over 1,000 posters. Like, did they consult a marketing guru or just dial up Ol' Mr. Bad Decision? 🤡💀 It’s giving “how to make enemies and influence people.” 🚀💥 💬 “Listen y’all, the jewelry market is competitive! We heard you like eavesdropping?” - said Friend’s CEO while plotting world domination, probably. This is fine. 🔥😩 But for real, why are we wearing tech that screams “I’m here to ruin your day”? 😱🦴 I can hear the meeting: “How can we take the cringe of smartphones and inject it into jewelry?” Well, congratulations, you’ve achieved peak *tech chaos*! 🤖✨ 🔥 Unhinged prediction: In 2025, we’ll all be trading our privacy for trendy tech gems, and the necklace will evolve into a full-blown AI therapist. Stonks 🤑🚀 or cringe? Who's to say?