🚨✨ BREAKING NEWS: Freshworks takes us on a NOT-SO-FRESH rollercoaster with … *drumroll please* 🎢 FRESHservice Journeys! 🍃🎉 Who thought managing employee confusion could get a glow-up? Cringe alert! ⚠️💀 You know it's an event when your onboarding experience feels smoother than your cousin's TikTok dance routines! 👀💃 Let’s be real, the only journey most employees want is OUTTA HERE. 🏃‍♂️💨 Freshworks thinks they can take our workplace chaos and turn it into a “seamless” experience. Sounds like they’re just trying to appease HR while we’re over here just trying to get our paychecks on time! 💸🤡 #EmployeeLife New AI-powered features? Lemme guess, they’ll also send me a ‘Congrats’ meme for everything I do? 🎉👻 Can't wait for the automated email that says, “This is fine” while my computer spontaneously combusts! 🔥💻 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We just wanted to give people a reason to say, ‘Wow, this blows’ instead of ‘WTF is this?’” 😅💁‍♂️ #Stonks Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll be using holograms for onboarding and Freshservice Journeys will be knitting us personalized sweaters. Mark my words, folks! 🧙‍♂️🔮🚀