🔥💔🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Ubisoft Executives Caught in a NEXT LEVEL #CringeScandal! 💔🔥 In a plot twist that even your favorite video game couldn't script, a French court just dropped the hammer on THREE former Ubisoft bigwigs, including the Chief Creative Officer! 🎮😱 Turns out, while they were busy chasing stonks and launching sequels nobody asked for, they were also cultivating a real-life "Boys’ Club" straight outta 2003! 🚫👦🤡 Former employees reported that the office vibe was like, "This is fine" but it was actually BURNING to the ground! 🔥💀 Imagine walking into a meeting room and all you can hear is "What’s your waifu level?" instead of “Let’s make games.” 🤦‍♂️ Get it together, fam! Leaked quote from an imaginary dev: “I was just trying to finish my coding while they played 'who can be the worst boss'! 🤷‍♂️😫" – Like, bruh, that’s not even in the job description! Predictions for the future? 🤖 Ubisoft will just pivot and produce a ‘Toxic Workplace Simulator’ 💰🚀 and guess what? It’ll sell out faster than your grandma at a Black Friday sale! #RageQuitTheCorporateCulture 👀💥 Spread the word, because this meme fest is just getting started!