🚨🎧 BREAKING: FREEZER GATE! ❄️ Are we seriously putting AIRPODS MAX in the FREEZER like they’re some kinda snack? 🍦😱 I mean, WHO needs tech reviews when you've got the latest culinary science going on?! 😂👨‍🍳 So here’s the tea: 🫖 This dude, probably named Chad, thought he was all slick trying to chill out his AirPods Max like his ex’s heart after a breakup!! 💔💔 “At least it let me listen to Taylor Swift for a minute!” he said. Chad, no cap, that's the *most* cringe thing I’ve ever heard. Nobody’s putting technology on ice without an ice cream sandwich attached. 🍦🔥 But wait, it actually worked? “I guess it’s a short-term fix like my last Tinder date… 🤡” said a *leaked* developer 🤖. Listen, bud, that’s not fixing your audio experience, that’s just a recipe for frostbite with a side of regret! 🥶👁️ One important question remains: DOES putting your AirPods in the freezer add +50 EXP to their audio durability? 🌌📈 Or does it just leave you with soggy headphones? This is fine. 🔥🐕 🤑 RANT ALERT: If Apple starts marketing “sub-zero feature enhancements,” we’ve hit peak idiocy! I'm out here predicting a new trend: 🤳 AirPods Max Ice Bath Edition, NO CAP. Catch me in the comments with my ice cube-shaped AirPods! 🥵🚀🔥 #MemeTech