📢🎉 BREAKING: Meta Ray-Bans are catching up with skibidi toilet MFs! 😱🔥 Forget showing off your brand new Porsche, now you can record every cringe moment with your old smart glasses! 🤡💀 🎥✨ That’s right, folks! Meta just hit us with a November firmware update that’s doling out smoother video recording that even your grandma could handle! 🧓💻 NO CAP. You’re about to film that “dude falling off his skateboard” moment in glorious 4K, straight into the cringy TikTok ether. 🚀 But wait... there’s MORE! Oakley models are also getting this glow-up, because why not?! Let’s make every dope athlete look like they’re documenting their vacation in the middle of a light rail! 😅👀 Imagine your buddy trying to capture a sunset and accidentally live-streaming a squirrel stealing a bagel. 🐿️🥯 “This is FINE,” says the squirrel. 🧠💥 Leaked Developer Quote™: “Honestly, we just want people to live their lives like a TikTok filter. More video, less reality.” 🤖😜 Here’s my wild prediction, fam: By 2025, we’ll all be wearing smart glasses and getting targeted ads based on our 24/7 recorded lives! STONKS! 📈💰 Good luck remembering any of it, though. 💥 Stay chaotic, my friends! 🤪🔥