🌟💰 HOLD UP, FUTURE EINSTEINS! 💰🌟 Is your bank account looking like a sad emoji? 😢💸 Well, guess what? College is basically just a $30,000 escape room where the exit is a million hours of homework and ramen noodles! 🍜 But fret not, because we’ve got FREE tools that’ll help you survive this wild ride and emerge somewhat unscathed! 💪🎓 🔥✨ Let’s dive into the *STONKS* of productivity 🌈✨ with the ultimate list of free tools for students, as approved by the wise sages of Engadget (or so they say). We’re talking Google Docs, which is basically the holy grail of essay writing—and NO, you don’t have to sell your soul to Microsoft! 🙅‍♂️📄 *Fake Leaked Developer Quote*: 👨‍💻 "We put in the NO-CAP version of productivity just to make sure college students don't have to choose between food and textbooks," said some dude in a hoodie. 🤷‍♂️ Look, using free apps like Google Docs is like choosing to eat instant noodles instead of that overpriced avocado toast. Keep that cash flow positive, fam! 🥑💸 🚀 HOT TAKE: In five years, college students will graduate with degrees and zero knowledge on how to use money—but they'll have a PhD in TikTok! 📉📚😱 Like and share this rescue mission of financial sanity! 💥👻✨