🚨🔥 Breaking News from the Tech Abyss! 🔥🚨 Hold onto your butts, fellow techies! Today’s Android app deals are dropping hotter than your Wi-Fi connection during a Zoom call! 😱💻💥 First up, we got *Greak Memories of Azur* and *House of Da Vinci* making their debuts as discounted gems on the Google Play store. Can you believe it?! 🤯 That’s right, fam, free games! *Pew pew pew*! 🎮✨ Because who needs a social life when you’ve got pixelated adventures?! 🤖 Meanwhile, the Galaxy Z Fold 7 is getting more price drops than my motivation on Monday mornings — we’re talking $300 OFF, folks! 💸📉 Meanwhile, Google’s Moonstone Pixel Buds Pro 2 are practically begging you to buy them at all-time lows. “Can I get a discount?!” they cry. 🗣️💔 Some poor Razr Ultra flip phone is crying in the corner, slashing its price by $400 like it’s the end of the world. *This is fine* 🌪️🔥 💬*Leaked conversation between two devs*: Dev 1: “Hey, do you think anyone will miss the Razr?” Dev 2: “Only the people living in 2005.” 😅 Listen up: in 2025, I predict everyone will just start wearing augmented reality glasses that display everything on their face instead of smartphones. 🤯👓 No cap, it’s gonna be lit. Share this chaos or I’ll haunt your notifications! 👻💀#TechMemeMadness