🚨🥳 Pokémon Announcement Incoming, Grab Your Yarn! 🧶💀 🚨Guys, THE Pokémon Company just dropped some glow-up news that’s more hype than a Jigglypuff concert! 🎤✨ We got new trailers, adorable plushes, and a FREE mobile game called Pokémon Friends, where you literally weave Pokémon plushies out of digital yarn. Yep, you heard that right! 🚀🔥 Imagine this: “Hey, Mom, I’m not addicted to video games; I’m just a professional Pokémon plush weaver now!” 💁‍♂️🎮 No cap, if you’re a 30-year-old still living in your mom’s basement—congratulations, you’re now a professional fiber artist. 🧑‍🎤💰 🐾💔 But let’s be real, this game hits the cringe scale harder than your mate shouting “Dab on them haters!” at a wedding. 😂 You know the devs were sitting around, munching on ramen, when one of them said, “What if we made a Pokémon game where you just *untangle* some yarn, bro?” 🥴💥 🔊 And what's next on the Pokémon horizon? A cooking simulator where you prepare Pokémon dishes? "Yeah, I’m just here for the Game Freak Michelin stars!" 🍽️🌌🕵️‍♂️ 🔥🔥 Prediction: Pokémon will drop a VR backyard barbecue simulator, and we’ll all be there, flexing our Charizard burgers. 🍔🔥 BE READY!