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🚨💥POKÉMON HYPENING ALERT!💥🚨 Gather 'round, Poké-fans and cringe-watchers, because the July 2025 Pokémon Presents just dropped and it’s a certified snooze-fest that even Snorlax would use as a pillow! 😴💤💔 The focus? Promos for mobile games and live service titles, aka THE WORLD’S LONGEST TROLL! 🥴🤡💀 But hey, we got FREE codes and in-game goodies — stonks! 📈💰✨ Here’s the skinny on the loot that’ll boost your Pokédex like it’s on steroids (not that we condone that, kids!): 🤖💌 "Breeding Meltdown Code": Type in “FREEEGGSYES” and get a shiny Magikarp (it’s literally a carp, but shiny! Let’s goooo! 💎🎣). 🎉🪄 “Pokéball Pit” promo: Use “CATCHEMALLNOLIFE” and receive 10 Poké Balls because catching virtual monsters is a full-time job, fr fr! 😅✨💀 And who decided mobile games were the future? My guy says, “This is fine!” while I’m over here like “WTF is a live service Pokémon when I could be BBQing my Charizard?” 🔥🍖 📅 Hot take: By 2025, Pokémon will have a colab with Fortnite, and we’ll all be dancing like idiots while throwing Poké Balls during a live concert. Don’t @ me! 🚀🎶💔 Share this if you laughed, or else your phone will run out of battery! 🥴📱💔