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🎉⚽️ ATTENTION, FOOTIE FANS! 🚨🔥 The *ultimate* battle of über-young footy talent is upon us: Germany U21 vs. France U21! 🌍💥 Who cares about your boring homework when you can witness these future legends duke it out for *free*? That's right, I said FREE! 4seven is the streaming hero we didn’t ask for, but we definitely need! 💰👀 *Pro Tip*: Grab yourself a slice of ExpressVPN 🕵️♂️ and you’re golden! Access that sweet, sweet foreign streaming goodness no matter where you are 🌐😎. 🤡 *"Just make sure your mom doesn't find out you're avoiding your chores," giggled one dev who totally wasn’t dodging work to watch the match!* So, Germany squeezed past Italy (seriously, like toothpaste) while France pulled a *Last-Minute Macarena* on Denmark 💃🇩🇰. Were they just saving all the drama for this EPIC semi-final? We need conspiracy theories NOW, people! 🤯💣 🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT**: Whoever loses is going to get meme'd into oblivion with the "This is Fine" dog 🐶🔥. As for my ultimate take? The winner will instantly be the new TikTok dance challenge. Catch me flossing in front of the TV, folks! ✌️💀 #SoccerMemes #U21Feels