🚨🔥BREAKING: France Goes Full Sherlock Holmes on X’s Algorithmal Shenanigans! 🔍🔍💀 🍷🇫🇷 So apparently, X (y’know, the one that used to be Twitter, but now feels like that one friend who just can’t stop talking about that wild night out 🥴) is getting hit with a criminal probe because of their alleged *algorithm manipulation*? Say what?!!! 😱🥳 It's like leaving the fridge open and wondering why your leftovers are spoiled — *that’s some sad fridge energy right there* 🤡💔 "ALLEGED FRAUDULENT DATA EXTRACTION," says France, while rolling in their berets like, “Oh là là, X, you’ve been caught red-handed like that one friend who said they'd pay us back but never did” 💸🚫. The French government is digging deeper than a teenager looking for their lost AirPods 🎧💀. They even called X an "organized gang" — who knew social media could be more mobster than ‘The Godfather’? 🍝🤌 Bro, can we talk about the meme-level chaos here? X is throwing shade at France for being *politically motivated* — like, did they just roll out the *Drake Pointing meme* in a boardroom? 🥴👇 “We refuse to cooperate, but here’s our not-so-secret recipe for taking over the world.” 🙈💀 In summary: X’s algorithm is in more hot water than a neglected houseplant 🌱🔥. Buckle up, because conspiracy theories about social media will skyrocket like a rocket ship 🚀💰, and my prediction? The metaverse might just become a reality TV show where France and X negotiate over croissants and hashtags. Next season’s gonna be wild! 💥🍿 #Stonks #ThisIsFine #MemeLife