🚨🎉 BREAKING: Framework is hitting us with the glory of future tech today that’s honestly giving me more hype than a toddler on a sugar high! 🍭💥 So, like, get your mom’s credit card ready ‘cause these upgrades are about to hit *different*! 💳🤑 First up, they’re introducing the **Framework Laptop 16**. Yes, you heard that right, a laptop you can actually *upgrade at home* 🎮🚀, like those “I can fix it” TikToks we see when Boomers try to repair their VHS players! 🤡💀 “NVIDIA graphics? Say less! Stonks are rising, baby!” 💹🔥 Oh, and *240W charging over USB-C*? I’m just here sitting like Drake pointing at my charging cable—This is definitely a W! 💪✨ Now, let’s talk about that dreamy haptic touchpad 👀💖. Imagine an extra-large one like Apple’s MacBooks, but BETTER because it’s not overpriced *cough* timapple *cough*. And guess what?? They’re trying to resurrect that ThinkPad Trackpoint nub for all my nostalgia lovers out there! 💾 But LOL, CEO Nirav Patel is struggling because—get this—he can’t find a short enough nub to stop it from poking the screen! 😂😂 Pro tip, Nirav: just give it a haircut bro! ✂️💇 So get ready to tackle your system errors like a pro because I predict the future: in a few years, we’ll all be communicating telepathically with our eGPUs! 🤖💫 #NoCap #MemeConspiracy