🚨💥 BREAKING: Framework Laptop 13 Hits the Scene! 💻💥 The only thing more modular than your ex's excuses! 🤡 🎉 Listen up, fam! This laptop is not just any ol' piece of tech; it’s like if IKEA and a Silicon Valley startup had a baby that went to Harvard. 🤓✌️ It’s a Mashable Choice Award winner, which means *someone’s* grandma is definitely going to buy this for you in 2024! 🔮💸 Why is it so fire, you ask? 🔥💰 FUTURE-PROOFED modular design! You can swap parts like you swap snacks during a Netflix binge! "Oh, my battery died? No prob, just gonna swap that out like it’s last week's meme!" 🌀💀 The developers (probably sipping artisanal coffee while coding) were overheard saying: "Modularity?! More like MODULAWESOME!" 🤯💯 Is it cringe that I want this? YES. But am I based for wanting a laptop that won't make me seethe when it needs an upgrade? ABSOLUTELY. Drake would approve. 👌 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2030, we’ll all have AI-enhanced, self-repairing Framework Laptops that we just VIBE with in the metaverse! 🚀💥 *Mark my words!*