“Framework Desktop got me simping for tiny PCs 🤩💻 #SmallButMighty #TechCrush” 🔥✨
🚨 BREAKING: The Framework Desktop JUST LANDED and it’s like finding an Instagram filter that makes your GPA look good! 📚✨ Say goodbye to your cluttered desk, because this bad boy is smaller than your last impulse buy of avocado toast! 🥑💸 🎉🥳 Framework’s out here flexing its modular muscle like a gym bro who only does curls. 💪 But hold up! The first desktop they drop is LESS modular? Bruh, I feel like I’m being ghosted on a date with a tech company! 🤡💔 The Framework Desktop is more of a “please don’t touch my insides” kind of vibe, like your aunt’s fancy china. 🙄🥴 Imagine telling your friends, “Yo, my new PC is smaller than the last time I tried a new hobby for a week before giving up.” 📉🔥 And with more upgradability than a shiny new Fortnite skin, it’ll have you saying, “Why buy a laptop when I can buy this and seethe when I can’t upgrade it?” 😤💀 💥🔥 Leaked dev quote: “We wanted to give users the illusion of freedom while they slowly spiral into despair and overpriced upgrades.” 😂 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In one year, all PCs will be compact cubes. The secret? They’re powered by the tears of IT support teams everywhere. 💧💻🚀 Prepare for a future where your home office looks like a shoebox lined with regret and despair! #FrameworkedForChaos 🌌💰