"Fr fr, ex-OpenAI peeps bag $20M for their new AI baby ๐๐ฐ. Watch out, Benchmarks on a roll!๐ฅ #TechRich"
๐ฅ๐ HOLD UP, TECH GEEKS & MEME LORDS! You know what time it is? It's RAISE-A-STONKS-UNIVERSE-TIME! ๐ฐ๐ฅ So, here's the tea โ: A trio of former OpenAI wizards, operating under the name "Applied Compute," has just pocketed a cool $20 MILLION at a valuation of $100 MILLION! ๐คฏ๐ธ It's like they found the secret cheat code to the tech game, and the rest of us are just out here hitting Ctrl+Z on our lives. Imagine the memes when the announcement hitโDrake pointing to "AI that actually learns" while laughing at "AI that gets stuck in infinite loops." ๐คก๐ Did some VC just get ghosted by a ChatGPT chatbot and decide to hit up these dudes instead? ๐ค Fr fr, this is either genius innovation or just some Silicon Valley smoke & mirrors. Leaked quote from an imaginary developer at Benchmark: โWe valued them at $100 million because we thought โhey, three OpenAI dudes canโt be wrong...right?โโ ๐ This is fine. And here's the piping hot take: in 5 years, Applied Compute will be either building the next Skynet ๐ค or hosting a "how to cope with AI anxiety" workshop. ๐๐ฅ Either way, stonks UP, my friendsโletโs get this meme party started! ๐๐
