🔥🚀 HOLD UP, TECH GEEKS & MEME LORDS! You know what time it is? It's RAISE-A-STONKS-UNIVERSE-TIME! 💰💥 So, here's the tea ☕: A trio of former OpenAI wizards, operating under the name "Applied Compute," has just pocketed a cool $20 MILLION at a valuation of $100 MILLION! 🤯💸 It's like they found the secret cheat code to the tech game, and the rest of us are just out here hitting Ctrl+Z on our lives. Imagine the memes when the announcement hit—Drake pointing to "AI that actually learns" while laughing at "AI that gets stuck in infinite loops." 🤡💀 Did some VC just get ghosted by a ChatGPT chatbot and decide to hit up these dudes instead? 😤 Fr fr, this is either genius innovation or just some Silicon Valley smoke & mirrors. Leaked quote from an imaginary developer at Benchmark: “We valued them at $100 million because we thought ‘hey, three OpenAI dudes can’t be wrong...right?’” 😂 This is fine. And here's the piping hot take: in 5 years, Applied Compute will be either building the next Skynet 🤖 or hosting a "how to cope with AI anxiety" workshop. 🌌💥 Either way, stonks UP, my friends—let’s get this meme party started! 🎉💀