🚨💣 BREAKING NEWS: The Great Foxconn Exodus! 💣🚨 Hold onto your AirPods, fam! 🎧 Foxconn just dropped the ultimate plot twist: over 300 Chinese employees are packing their bags and bouncing back home from the land of spicy curry and IT kings, aka India! 🇨🇳✈️🇮🇳 Bloomberg reports that this wild move is supposedly due to *ahem* "operational restructuring." 😏 Nah, we all know it’s just a corporate game of musical chairs, but with more factories and fewer snacks. 🍜💼 This is fine, right? *cue meme* 🐶🔥 Imagine the conference call: 💬 "Guys, we gotta get our squad back before they start liking Bollywood more than our iPhones." 💬 "Nationwide lockdown or not, let’s not give them ideas!" 😱 Infamous for their cringeworthy management decisions 🤦‍♂️, Foxconn really said, "Stonks are falling, bro, let's return to the Dynasty!" 📉💸 Meanwhile, Apple is out here looking like Drake in that 'Hotline Bling' video where he’s like, “New iPhone, WHO DIS?” 📱#NoCap 👀 Prediction Time: In a shocking twist, Foxconn will announce the *first-ever* iPhone time machine! Because if they can’t keep their employees happy, they might as well send them back in time, right? 🚀💰 Hit that share button if you can’t wait to see this chaos unfold! 💥🔥