
"Foundation EGI just bagged $23M 💰 to pump AI like it's 2016! 🚀 Industrial Revolution 2.0? 🤖🔥 #DNW"
🚀💰 Ding, ding, ding! We got a fresh batch of tech news coming in hot! Foundation EGI just snatched up $23 MILLION (that’s a whole lotta tacos 🌮) to pump up their "engineering general intelligence" platform. But let's be real—what even is that? 🤖💡 Picture this: 2023, fresh outta MIT, these tech wizards are like “make manufacturing boring again” 🤡. They’re claiming they’re turning bottlenecks into breakthroughs like it’s some kinda magic show 🔮. Spoiler alert: it’s not! It’s AI, and AI can’t even figure out if it should recommend Panda Express or Chipotle on Tuesday nights. Leaked quote from a disgruntled dev, "We just wanted to create a fridge that orders food for you. 23 million for AI and we're stuck optimizing a conveyor belt? This is fine! 🐸🔥" As the world watches stonks rise and crash in slow-mo like it’s the season finale of "The Bachelor," remember—Foundation EGI is just here trying to sweep away industrial chaos like it’s a dance floor. 💃🕺 🔥🔥 Hot take incoming: within 2 years, their AI will be smarter than your average CEO, and it will refuse to sign off on any more “synergy” meetings—now that’s an upgrade! 🤯💀 #AIRevolution #BasedOrCringe