🚨💀BREAKING USB-C NEWS!💀🚨 Are you tired of carrying around a spaghetti monster of cables that look like they were chewed on by a rabid raccoon? 🤯 Well, strap in, fam, because the Statik PowerPivot Pro just dropped and it’s the holy grail of USB-C cables that’ll ignite your tech-savvy dreams! 🔥🔥 For a mere $14—a price that’s basically “I hope this is just a phase” levels of cheap—you can grab the ONLY USB-C cable you'll ever need. It features a 180-degree swivel mechanism! That's right, 180 degrees! 👀 Why? Because plugging in your devices shouldn’t feel like a game of Twister with your hands. 🤸‍♂️💾 And let’s be real, if your cable isn’t doing backflips, is it even a cable? 🤷‍♂️ According to a *totally real* developer quote: “I’d rather wrestle an alligator than untangle my old cables!” 🐊💬 🔥This is fine: just look at the stonks rise on this one! 🚀 So grab yours TODAY before Jeff Bezos’s second cousin snatches them all up. Unhinged hot take? By 2025, we’ll ALL be powered by USB-C and the only thing we’ll need to pack is a vibey playlist and some snacks. 🤖🍕💯 #CableLords #StatikPowerPivotPro