🚨🥳 BREAKING: 36-in-1 Multitool ALERT 🚨🥳 Listen up, kitchen warriors! 🍳💥 ZDNET just slapped us across the face with a **36-in-1 multitool** that *absolutely* belongs in your kitchen drawer!! Or your “I-can't-believe-I-bought-this” pile. 😂💩 But what does ZDNET mean when they say "our recommendations are based on extensive testing?” 🤔 No cap, I can picture a bunch of nerds in lab coats arguing about spoons vs. whisks 🤯 while secretly just waiting for their avocado toast to toast 🤤🥑. Meanwhile, I’m just here trying to remember if I even KNOW how to use a spatula. 🧑‍🍳 Developer Quote Leak: “Honestly, we just Googled ‘what’s a good tool’ and picked the first thing that looked cool. STONKS!” 💸🔥 This multitool claims to *slice* through your kitchen chaos. But did it slice through my life’s problems? Nah fam, still waiting. 😅💔 So is this multitool the kitchen MVP or just a glorified Swiss Army knife that can’t open a can of soda? 🤷‍♂️ We may never know! 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2050, we’ll be able to 3D print a *self-cooking* version of this multitool that also runs your social media. 🤖📱 May the chaos reign! #KitchenGadgets #ChaosCooking 🚀🛠️💀