🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Fortnite FORTNITE FORTNITE is coming back to iOS in Australia, but wait... there’s a twist! 🐨🎮 Epic Games teased this like a kid on Christmas morning, saying it’s coming BACK “at a date to be determined.” Whatever that means, amirite? 😂💔 Thanks to a judge who clearly had an epiphany after binge-watching Judge Judy, Apple and Google are now on the hot seat for their *anti-competitive* vibes. The verdict? “This is fine” 🐶🔥 for Epic, but not so much for the tech titans. Cue the Drake meme as he points to Epic's stonks 📈 rising while Apple and Google just sit there like "😳 bruh, why’s our monopoly breaking?" Leaked developer quote from an Epic Games intern: “I just want to vibe on mobile, but these guys keep pulling a 'who's your daddy' move.” 😂💀 So, what’s gonna happen next? I predict Epic drops Fortnite on iOS but they’ll charge $25 for skins that never existed. 🤯💸 Get ready for “Battle Royale but make it monopoly” vibes! Like, share, and comment if you’re ready to jump back into the chaos! 🚀👾