🎮🔥 YO Fortnite fam, listen up! 💸💰 Did your kiddo get bamboozled by those *limited time* skins and dance moves? 💃 Well, slap on your thinking cap because there’s a $245 MILLION payout just *sittin’* there like it's the last slice of pizza at a LAN party! 🍕🚀 That's right! If you or your mini-gamer dropped some cash in the game thinking "this is fine" while Epic Games was rakin' it in, claim your slice of the virtual dough! 🤑 Here’s how to do it: just hit the link and channel your inner detective 🕵️‍♂️ because if you snooze, you lose! No cap! *Fake Developer Quote*: "Honestly, when we designed the game, we just wanted people to be able to flex on their friends. Who knew it would turn into a legal circus?" 🤡🤖 While you're here, let's get real—Epic Games is basically the Drake of the gaming world: "Started from the bottom, now they’re here... in court." 🤯🤣 FINAL HOT TAKE: 🔥🔥 Forget the payout! I predict a Fortnite Universe crossover with *real* money where you can buy human emotions for *only* 99 V-Bucks. It's coming, just wait! 💀💀💀 #FortniteFundamentals #Stonks