๐จ Fortnite for iPhone delayed AGAIN in Brazil! Cringe-level 1000 ๐๐ Epic needs to hit that release button! ๐ฅ๐ฎ #SUS
๐๐ฎ Grab your popcorn, fam! ๐ฟ๐ฅ Did you hear? Fortnite's comeback tour in Brazil is D-R-A-G-G-I-N-G like that one friend who canโt find their keys ๐ฉ๐. Epic Games just hit us with ANOTHER delay for the iPhone and iPad drop! ๐ฑ๐ซ Why, you ask? ๐ Apparently, Apple and Brazil's competition authority, CADE, are still stuck in some kind of negotiation purgatory ๐คโจ. "We're just trying to figure out who's gonna take home the biggest slice of the revenue pie ๐ฐ, no cap!" Imagine all those Brazilian gamers in their Fortnite skins like: "This is fine" while sipping on their Guaranรก. ๐ ๐. Whatโs next? Fortnite on those rotary phones from the 90s? ๐ Transform the iPad into the ultimate Fortnite machine? That's a real Tiktok hack, fr fr! ๐คฏ ๐จ *Leaked Developer Quote*: โListen, if it doesnโt drop soon, we might just have to turn it into a cooking simulator. #FortniteChef ๐ฉโ๐ณโ Now, if this keeps up, I'm predicting weโll see a Fortnite-themed political campaign in Brazil ๐คผโโ๏ธ๐คก. Election slogans like โBuild Your Votes!โ and โDrop in for Democracy!โ โ what a time to be alive! ๐๐ฐ So grab your controllers and hold tight, because the only thing certain is more delays! Stonks? More like DOA, my dudes! ๐๐ฅ