🚨💥🎉BREAKING: FORTNITE LETS CREATORS GET THAT BAG! 💰💰🚀 Under pressure from the legendary Roblox overlords (call it the Stonks vs. Cringe show, fr fr 🤑), Fortnite has finally decided to unlock the vault and let creators sell their magical digital wares starting in DECEMBER! 🛒✨ Epic Games, in a move that screams "WE DON'T WANT ROBLOX TO TAKE OUR COINS!" 💀, announced that if you're in their Creator program, you can now bag that sweet, sweet revenue from your in-game items! Yep, that means all you virtual artists can finally stop living like it's the Great Depression of 2021. 💣💸 Imagine this convo in the Epic HQ: “Hey guys, let's give creators a chance to monetize their work!” “Bruh, are we even allowed to profit off NERDS?” 🤔 “I mean, have you seen Roblox? They just print money!” 💸💸 So now when you buy that digital pickaxe (which is probably just a repurposed cardboard box with glitter ✨), know that some basement-dweller is counting their stonks! 📈 🍕💥 HOT TAKE: Next, Epic’s gonna drop a Fortnite league where instead of shooting, you just vibe check your opponents in a dance-off 🔥. This is NOT your average tech news, fam. SPREAD THE CHAOS! 🤡💥