🔥🚨🎮 HOLD UP, TECH VIBES ARE ABOUT TO GET WILD! 🎮🚨🔥 So, like, *Epic Games* just tossed a cannonball of chaos into our phones, and it’s *Fortnite* we’re talking about! 🤯🤔 After the Australian court gave Apple and Google a “TIMEOUT, YOU BULLIES” for their app store shenanigans, Tim Sweeney just posted on X, *“We COMIN’ back with the sauce on iOS!”* No cap! 🇦🇺📱💥 💸 AND THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD GO ALL IN ON THAT STONKS meme, fam! 📈 The court basically said, “Hey Google and Apple, stop flexing on us with your 30% fees for digital goods!” 🤑💀 Judge Beach was like, “You didn’t break any laws, but don’t think I didn’t see your shady tactics!” 😂🥴 *Rumor has it,* Tim Sweeney is already drafting plans for a *“Fortnite vs App Store Showdown”* reality show. 👀💰💥 “I thought we were building a game, not a law firm! 🤷‍♂️” said an imaginary developer, probably. 🤪 So here’s my HOT TAKE: In 2025, we’ll all be living inside Fortnite because Apple and Google will be charging for air—players will be fighting for V-Bucks to breathe. Let’s GO! 🤑🔥💨 **TO THE MOON! 🚀💸**