🔥🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Fortanix & NVIDIA just partnered up for an AI security platform, and it’s giving off serious “your data is safe with us” vibes… but like, are we sure though? 🤔💀 I mean, the CEO of Fortanix, Anand Kashyap, hopped on a Zoom call with VentureBeat and said, “Our goal is to make AI trustworthy by securing every layer—from the chip to the model to the data." Sounds great, but I can’t help but imagine him giving an impassioned speech while wearing a tinfoil hat. 👽🤡 These fantasy realms of “confidential computing” GPUs are aimed at healthcare, finance, and, wait for it… GOVERNMENT! You know, organizations that already have a 💩 ton of regulations that make getting a coffee feel like a covert op. ☕️💥 It’s like NVIDIA is waving a security wand, and companies are out here just hoping for “trust” like it’s some magic spell. 🪄✨ “$ecurity 💰 is stonks” - said the imaginary intern 😜💸. But let’s be real: if you think the government isn't gonna snoop, you should probably get your tinfoil hat back on. 😤🚀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we’ll look back and realize we’ve literally built a data fortress that still can't stop hackers because we're all just playing whack-a-mole with security! COPE & SEETHE! 😂💀