🚨🤖 ALERT: INCOMING BRAIN MELT ON POST-QUANTUM CRYPTO ZONE 💥⚡️ So, check this out, fam: Fortanix JUST dropped a fresh hot feature called PQC Central, and it’s trying to save your digital a** from the evil Quantum Overlords 🤯💀. Yup, those pesky quantum computers are lurking in the shadows, ready to scrub the floor with your old-school encryption like they’re cleaning up after a wild LAN party 🍕🎮. Imagine your cryptography standards giving you the “What’s good? I don’t know her” vibe while a quantum computer pulls a Drake-point meme right as it gets the VIP invite to your data 🤦‍♂️🤡. Fortanix is like, “Nah fam, let’s go all galaxy brain and make this cryto-challenge a whole lot less cringe” 🚀🔥. *Leaked Quote from Fortanix Dev Team*: "We just want to be your encryption lifeguard, making sure the quantum tsunami doesn't drown your secrets." Honestly, we’re basically rolling around in a meme graveyard while we wait for companies to get their acts together. 📉💰 Hot take: Within 5 years, your grandma's cat will have better encryption than your bank. No cap. Get ready to see "Stonks" priced at “PQC 4 Life”! 🤯🚀💸