🔥🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🔥: Fort Worth's Internet Providers Are About As Fast As a Snail on Sedatives! 🐌💤 Listen up, fam! If you're tired of buffering more than the average Zoomer at a funeral 🤡, it's time to ditch those slow and overpriced ISPs. We’re talking about the kind of lag that makes you question if you accidentally signed up for dial-up in 2023 📞💔. CNET just dropped their “best” picks 🍕📰, and you know what? I demand a recount! 🗳️ I mean, can we really call them the best if they make your Netflix binge feel like a torturous game of “Guess What Happens Next?” 😱💔 Imagine this convo: **Dev #1**: "Bro, my internet is so slow, I'm convinced it's powered by a hamster on a wheel." **Dev #2**: "At least Hammy gets unlimited snacks!" 😂 But fr fr, if you’re in the Fort Worth struggle bus, grab your stonks 📈 and look for unlimited data or fiber options before you go full “This is fine” dog in the burning room 🍷🔥. And here’s my hot take: In five years, we’ll all be using SpaceX’s Starlink instead of these lame ISPs 💪🚀. Join the meme revolution or be left buffering in the past! 💀💸 #FortWorthInternetGang