🚨💥 BREAKING: Big Data's Sassy New Sidekick Just Dropped! 🤖💥 So, former Scale AI CTO and Hadoop wizard 🧙‍♂️ Arun Murthy just threw the tech world a curveball: welcome to the stage, **Isotopes**! 🎉 Imagine if Data had a quirky friend who was actually good at keeping secrets? Yeah, that’s Isotopes—your new analytics BFF! But wait, what even is “sophisticated analytics”? Sounds like a fancy way to say your data is **too much** and needs a chill pill! ☕🧊🚫 Arun went from coding up big ol’ Hadoop to unleashing this *next-level* AI agent that's supposed to solve big data's biggest oopsies. The vibe? *“This is fine.”* 🔥💀 🎤 *“We wanted to make analytics so good even your dog could do it!”* - some imaginary dev who still hasn’t left their basement. Meanwhile, all the data scientists are like Drake—*"Hotline Bling, can you stop giving me data with 0 context?"* 📞🤦‍♂️ So, what's next? I predict Isotopes will either become your new overlord or cause a data apocalypse by trying to make sense of your Netflix binge history. 😱💰 Like bro, no one needs to see how many times you watched *The Office* 🥲💔. Fishy vibes, but let’s see how this shakes out! 🌌🤡 #DataDrama #AIOverlord