🚨🔥 *BREAKING NEWS* 🔥🚨: Former Apple execs are throwing shade like it’s the year 2077 and Apple is the villain 💀💔! In a shocking turn of events, the tech world's very own Captain America, Wiley Hodges, penned a love letter to Tim Cook, saying he’s “deeply disturbed” by the takedown of the ICEBlock app. Bro’s been grinding at Apple longer than I’ve been trying to fix my 2016 MacBook’s keyboard – that’s over 22 years, fam! ⏳💻 Wiley’s like, “I thought Apple was the good guys, now I’m out here questioning everything 🤔🧠💥.” So, Apple decided removing this app was better than letting ICE agents get iced (👀), thanks to some spicy demands from the US Attorney General. Ok, Pam Bondi, but nah, fr fr, what's next? Are we gonna remove the Black Mirror episode too? 📺🚫 Meanwhile, Google just vibed along, saying “hold my beer” and booting Red Dot from their app store because *why not*, right? Stonks? More like 💩🗑️! In a leaked convo (totally not fake 🤫), a dev was heard saying, “Maybe we should just make an app that finds people’s lost dreams instead.” 😅 Unhinged hot take? Soon we’ll have Apple starting a trendy “ICE Busters” emoji 🕵️‍♂️✨ to flex on how they’re on the side of the *real* heroes. 💪🚀 Share or cry later!