🔥 Welcome to the future of AI hardware, where your pockets are deeper than your existential dread! 🤡✨ You thought one device could rule them all? Nope! You’re just a “gadget maximalist”💀 living in a world that’s basically a hoarder’s wet dream 🤖💼. 💔 Picture this: you head to the office looking like a tech-powered octopus 🐙, dragging around 37 devices because your phone can’t even brew coffee without crashing. Meanwhile, Google be like, “Nah, fam, we’re not doing that stonks thing.” 🤷‍♂️😩 💬 "We’re just delivering your personalized data, one battery at a time," said an *imaginary Google developer* who definitely isn't just a glorified intern. "At this rate, we’ll have a whole ecosystem by 2050." 🚀💰 🌟 People, if you’re waiting for the “One Ring to Rule Them All” of gadgets, just realize it’s you in the *This Is Fine* meme, sipping your overpriced oat milk latte while dodging dead cables. 😏🔌 And here's the UNHINGED prediction: by 2030, we’ll all be wearing AI-powered headbands 🤯 that control our lives based on the WiFi signals around us. The moment you log in, your brain’s buffering WILL crash. Just saying. 😵🍵