🚨💻 BREAKING NEWS IN THE METAVERSE OF CRINGE 🚨💻 Sema4.ai just dropped a *sick* announcement: they’re turning AI into your digital coworker! 🤖💼 Say goodbye to boring conference calls and hello to a virtual agent that might still be more reliable than Chad from accounting! 😂 But hold up! 🛑 Before you give your new digital assistant a raise (yea right, it’s just code), you need to remember THREE things: 1. Show me the money! 💰 (ROI, baby!) 2. We need trust, not another Tinder date gone wrong! 😬💔 3. Humans and AI gotta vibe like they're at a techno rave! 🚀✨ Imagine: “Hey Siri, can you fetch me that report?” and she rolls her eyes like, “Do it yourself, you lazy human!” 🤨 *Leaked quote from a developer at Sema4:* “We’re trying to create agents that won’t take lunch breaks… unlike my unmotivated team!” 💀 In summary, this is like the "This is Fine" meme, except it’s a burning office full of clashing egos and AI overlords. 🔥 🔥 🤯 Hot take: By 2025, your AI coworker will actually get your lunch orders right while charging you for emotional labor—#Stonks! 💸🚀 Share this chaos if you love a little AI drama! 😆