💥👀 STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING! SAP just dropped a new AI toy that’s hotter than a meme about crypto crashing! Enter the **SAP RPT-1**, your new best friend for predicting your business decisions without having to train it for 3 months like that one over-coffee chat you had last week! 🚀🔥 💻💰 This bad boy claims to be a “Relational Foundation Model,” which sounds techy enough to impress your boss but is really just a fancy way of saying: “We shoved a bunch of Excel spreadsheets into this AI blender and hit ‘purée’!” 🤖💀 Walter Sun – who might also be the Sun god if we're being real 🕶️😎 – said this model *literally* has *business knowledge* out of the box. Like, just open the lid and voilà! Your predictive analytics are ready, no fine-tuning necessary. This is basically the Drake **hotline bling** meme for enterprise tools: "I’m sorry but you’re still fine-tuning your models? *Cringe.*" 😁💬 "I don't see how it could go wrong," said some imaginary developer who’s definitely sweating over this launch. Predictions? 💥 SAP will either take over the world with this model or we’ll witness the great AI cringe-fest of 2024 where we’re all just predicting spreadsheets gone wild! 🌐🍕#RPT1 #NoCap