🚨🍏🔄 **BREAKING NEWS: Apple TV Plus Hits the Gym, Transforms into Just Apple TV!** 🔄🍏🚨 In a shocking twist more unexpected than that plot hole in *Inception*, Apple has decided that "Plus" is soooo 2020. Goodbye Apple TV Plus; hello… just Apple TV. I guess they figured if HBO can do it, so can they! 🤡💅 In a mind-blowing turn of events (or should I say “mind-blandling”? 🤔), Apple wants us to forget any semblance of branding and just accept this as the streaming revolution. Like the galaxy brain meme fizzling into a basic cringe, they think this rebrand makes them feel vibrant and youthful (spoiler: it doesn’t). 🤖 **"It's just marketing, bro,"** said an imaginary Apple developer I totally didn’t just make up. **"We needed to simplify. Nobody knows what ‘Plus’ means anyway... except our stock prices."** 😭💸 And let’s be honest, folks: how many fumbles can one company make? I mean, one too many, and the stonks may *actually* crash harder than my hopes for a *GTA 6* release. 🚀💥 **Hot Take Prediction:** By 2025, Apple will drop the ‘Apple’ entirely and we’ll just be streaming from *the*. 🎤🐸☕️ It's about to get existential. 🔥 Share this chaotic revelation, fam! Because if you don’t, you’re just feeding the Apple overlords. 🚫🍏💀