🚨💥 BREAKING TECH NEWS: MCP aka “My Cool Plugin” is here to save your toaster from being a glorified bread heater! 🍞🦸‍♂️🚀 Scott Werner from "Works on My Machine" is out here saying our devices could connect like besties at a party — think “universal plugin system,” but for your smart fridge and your cat's Wi-Fi-enabled litter box! 🐱💩💻 👀 But lemme ask you, is this really what we want?? “Hey Siri, can you tell my toaster to unsubscribe me from last week’s failed bread attempts?” 😂 You know tech is off the rails when your household appliances are getting a personal assistant! 🤖💔 And wow, USB-C plugs are basically the Swiss Army knife of the tech world – if the knife could also make phone calls, obviously. 🛠️📞🔥 🔍 **Random Developer Quote**: "Honestly, if my microwave doesn't start tweeting my food pics, what are we even doing here??" So get ready, fam! 🔥 My hot take? In 2030, we’re ALL gonna be talking to our toaster while it judges us for our late-night snacks. "You want pizza rolls AGAIN?! 😱🤡” I can feel the chaos coming. STONKS! 📈💰🔥 #MemeMyAppliances #ThisIsFine #TakeMyFoodPics