💥🔥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORDLE UNIVERSE 🔥💥 🚨 Say Adieu to Adieu! 🚨 Why are we still using *that* word like it’s 2020? Get your vocab game tighter than your WiFi connection on a sunny day! 🌞💩 Fr, fam, Wordle has gone from “easy-peasy lemon squeezy” to “I’m about to throw my phone out the window” mode 😱💀. I swear I’ve had more existential crises guessing letters than I’ve had in my whole life. Thanks a lot, Wordle! 🥴 So, I did some serious digging 🚀 (read: Googled for 10 seconds), and I’m hitting you with the 🔥 *TOP SECRET* starter words. You’ve got TRAIN and CLOSE in your toolbox? NO CAP, but let’s add NYLON into the mix because it’s stretchy and versatile, just like my patience. And, no need to flex on me with the fancy strategies when you can simply throw RANDOM VOWEL COMBOS and hope for the best—this is a vibe! 🤪 ✌️ “Bro, I’m just trying to survive!” – A very real and not made-up dev 🤖👾 Listen, folks, if your strategy isn’t hitting harder than TikTok’s algorithm, are you even playing Wordle? Future prediction: I guarantee 2024 will see AI bots crushing us at Wordle while we’re STILL stuck on “adieu.” Buckle up for the uprising, my dudes! 🚀💰