🚨BREAKING: Forge Global is looking to sell after its stock had a 90% CRASH (no, that's not a joke) since 2021! Y’all better buckle up because this is about to get wilder than a cat video on TikTok! 🎢💀 🚀 Remember when going public was like the hottest new trend? Yeah, apparently Forge didn't read the "risky business" policy and decided to hit that IPO button like it was a Frappuccino order at Starbucks. ☕️💸 Now they're eyeing the "For Sale" sign like it’s their last slice of pizza at a party! 🍕 Leaked developer quotes say: "We thought we were investing in stonks, but this is more like a dumpster fire 🚒🔥. Can we just go back to the days when people bought actual Magic cards instead?" Drake is busy pointing both ways because this rollercoaster is giving major cringe vibes. 🤡😬 Meanwhile, investors are in the "this is fine" meme as the charts look like my 8th-grade report card—straight up in flames. 🌌💥 Hot Take: Forge Global will pivot to selling NFTs of “Failed Startups”, and in 5 years, those jpegs will be the new Mona Lisa. No cap! 🎨🚀 Spread the word, or you might miss the next episode of **How to Lose Money Fast**! 💥🔥