🚨🚗💨 **BREAKING: Ford Attempts to Time Travel to the Future of EVs!** 💨🚗🚨 Ladies and gentlefolk, buckle up! Ford just dropped a bombshell that’s like telling us we’re getting a pizza delivery… in 2027 🍕🚀. CEO Jim Farley (aka Mr. “I Promise, It's Like the Model T 2.0” 🙄) is out here TRIGGERING all the EV enthusiasts with news of low-cost electric vehicles that are like Bigfoot — exciting, but you’ll probably never actually see one! 👀💀 🗓️ August 11th is the date that Ford thinks we’ll all get a taste of this “Model T Moment” because who doesn’t want a car they can’t buy until the world ends? 🌍💥 Meanwhile, here’s MY personal model T moment: Jim Farley waiting on stage like Drake in “God’s Plan” while we’re all crying in the audience like “K, but where’s my car, Ford?” 😭💔 **Leaked dev quote:** "We thought we were making a breakthrough until we realized we also forgot to invent time travel." 🤖💸 So, while Ford prepares to paint the town blue (maybe they’re trolling us?), let’s brace for a future where we have flying cars but still only get the EV 3.0 BY 2027. 🚀💰 🔥🔥HOT TAKE: In 2027, Ford will unveil its first flying electric vehicle that runs on the tears of disappointed Tesla fans! Y’all ready for that chaos? 😤🦅 #Stonks #ThisIsFine 💀